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Origins

Origin: Dunower was born on the planet Constiipydid III of the Cumsplurpia IX solar system... in the year 198c 6th dimensional multiverse: 960. That's the fucken future in a few whole other dimensions and universes!

The indigenous lifeforms of Constiipydid were a dying race due to the complete dissolving of all fiber based nutrients. They were literally constipated and could not shit and just kept eating until they bursted open spreading hot sticky biomass all over their rivers and lands. The bursting was extremely violent and caused massive amounts of heat of several types of gases (mostly methane) which caused the atmosphere to deplete drastically.

Dunower's mother, Smegan Cumwenth, was the last living Goliath-being on Constiipydid and just before bursting she cut into her cavity cesarean style and pulled out Dunower and tossed him away to safety. Unfortunately, Smegan was a dumb bitch and forgot to cut the umbilical cord, so Dunower just kind of flew and bungeed back into the explosion. (what a stupid bitch)

Dunower wandered aimlessly around his planet for decades until finally discovering a dimensional time rift. He was out of options and slinked away into the rift hoping to find a habitable world with plenty of fiberous nutrients and a suitable being for him to cross procreate with.